I cannot believe the biggest news about the Ninja Turtles movie in Australia so far (apart from the fact we’re not getting it til September) is that a whole bunch of dipshits looked at an image of an exploding building with the numbers 9/11 on it and didn’t see an issue until the internet pointed it out.
This is the country that censored a video fireplace, thinking and reality don’t really get a look in.
"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"
"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician." - Source
YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD.
WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?
New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.
The “assassin” didn’t have live bullets. The idea was he’ld be killed and the media would publish the letter he had on him. I don’t remember what he was trying to get published.
This how to get privacy in the kitchen.
Five in the morning and my sleeping brain figured it out, shot me full of adrenaline and woke me with the certain knowledge that it would work, it’s simple, and it make everyone involved thrilled. It was a real eureka moment.
Now if my brain will tell me what the problem is or let me sleep a few hours everything will be perfect.
reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible
important as fuck
can i put this on my refrigerator
I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.
Having lost half a weeks work to depression and having to use holiday days to cover it I really agree with this one.
I think we should consult harriedwizard
I…got nuthin’. This is just fucking hilarious.