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This weekend at my cousin’s wedding…


When my family inevitably starts asking when Matt and I are getting married do I give them my go-to answer to make them stop?  ”We’re still looking for our third.” was an easier solution when it wasn’t my family.

"When the stars have aligned and the all the omens are in place" can shut down a lot of questions.

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fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

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